Reusable Penis Shaped Beverage Bottles

Pop-up Drinkable Head

Custom Designed Patent With Realistic Tips Offer a Natural Look And Feel

The look and feel of a water bottle with the tip that looks and feels like the real deal-a must buy for any event. We are proud supporters of the World Gay Pride.

Natural Veins & Realistic Anatomy

BPA safe plastic, Natural Veins and Shape

The look and feel of the exterior of our penis shaped water bottle is hands down the most realistic water bottle on the market.

Pop-off Head For Easy Refill

Easily remove head and unscrew cap to fill the bottle with your beverage or liquid of choice.

Party Favors

Bachelorette, Bachelor and Jack & Jill Events

What People Are Saying about us !

Thank you, Hard H20 for an entertaining evening with my besties. I purchased the bulk pack for my friends bachelorette and we had so much fun taking memorable photos with each other. The laughs were unstoppable.

Julia, Toronto

You will not regret this purchase. Fun for adult parties or simply a gag gift for a friend or coworker. My boss fell of his chair laughing when he opened his birthday gift from the team.


The first time I saw this product was at the Toronto Pride Parade. What an incredible idea! Me and my group of friends bring these to Pride each year and everyone keeps asking us where we got them!

Thomas, M

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